On the dark side of town (where no one ever lives)

There is a forest with trees with spikes that look like wings.

Bushes with poison on the tips of their spikes,

And grass on the ground that’s deadlier than knives.

But that is not the worst!

 

Because in the middle,

Past the vines that tangle you up,

On the deadliest plant of them all,

The radioactive spiked poison tree,

Lies the deadliest creature.

The…two spotted teeth spiked radioactive poisonous snake!

 

And anyone that goes in is guaranteed not to come out.

But if they do, they will never forget,

The most dangerous forest in the whole world yet!