The Hotdog

Ahh! The hotdog,
It’s not just some simple log
The soft, fluffy bun,
You won’t be glad when it’s all done
The juicy sausage,
Gave my tummy a blockage
The melted cheese,
Send me to the toilet please
The delicious ketchup,
Gave my ass a stretch up
The creamy mustard,
Made my toilet all clustered
Topped with bacon,
Gave my toilet an ache in
Now run away in fear,
Before you think of diarrhoea.