TURTLE LAMP
By Lochlan R
Published 22 September 2016
It’s a turtle but if you take off its shell
It looks like blastoids from Pokémon
Its shell is as strong as iron also as durable
It’s made from copper iron and even though it looks like glass
It’s really quartz
He’s as wise as a Spartan
He’s as funny as Deadpool
Strong as a mech suit
With Arnold Schwarzenegger piloting it he’s great at cooking
But not as great as the papyrus
But he’s quite stinky
But I love my turdle