Wobbling along, The Wombat walked

Watch out you might, The Wombat is fast like a whistle

Why, The Wombat may as well be coloured like your Aussie backyard

Wise like cat whiskers, The Wombat speaks wisdom without words

Where it hides, The Wombat you may not find, away from malicious heat, away from you

Wiping fur, The Wombat does not tumble, only stumbles and mumbles

Wham goes The Wombat's head on your back wire door

Who does he think he is, breaking in like this

Why, he's The Wombat