Denatured Spirits
By Dan Hogan
Published 15 December 2022
The python’s morning nap was rudely interrupted
when my body looked like his body interrupted
Hogan was brought into custody
charged when caravan park resident
Hogan returned the python to the bush
to complete digesting its meal, although
not poisonous, wilful destruction of property
and no lawful or visible means of support,
he pleaded his last mouthful of metho one
arvo in 1996, you can imagine the scene
inside the caravan after so many days in
the Cairns humidity, dad never rehashes
without mentioning the humidity, trespassers
will be prosecuted is a sign worth ignoring
where your grandad once stood with his
caravan and behind him a rush of clustered
lovegrass charges across old gums enwreathed
by knotvine, left at a lean by Sadie, tail in one
hand, head in the other, dart hanging off his
shirtless smirk, his body looks like my body
except it’s the humidity that gets ya, flies come
from nowhere and give fugitivity a chance and
Hogan pleaded guilty to both offences but stated
the reason he smashed the courthouse window was
that he might be taken in by a gaol and thus be saved
from starvation when caravan park resident Hogan
removed the snake from under the caravan it had
just eaten a kitten and settled down to digest its
breakfast and it must be asked of the court how
is it stolen saddles should only fit stolen horses?
And what business does one have with a stolen saddle
if one is without stolen horse? The bench sentenced
the prisoner to a photo on our smartphones in which
a washed-up hammerhead glistened in the presence
of denatured spirits, aftershave, kitten and python
and a grandad stripped of the promise of life whose
commission of havoc refused death’s hottest offers
and who was remanded until the next morning when
the python’s morning nap was rudely interrupted