I see you in the bar window

Shining so bright


With a seeming list of demands

For entry tonight


This super cool bar

Ain’t for no phonys

With a sign out front that says:








Those are the rules

This is the law

I’d love a quiet drink

But I’m not so sure

That my vibe is quite right

For this fancy bar

I’ve had a tough day

I even cried in my car


Maybe that will all change?

If I go inside

Or will I be found out

By its watchful eye


Too bad!

Piss off!


Says the neon sign


You are not welcome here

With your incorrect vibe

Go clean yourself up

And bring back better


Something to match the clientele

And the other trend setters


For this is a bar where

No one is sad or lonely


This is a bar where we have